1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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