i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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