I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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