Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
being pregnant is like rehab
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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