well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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