So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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