Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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