fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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