yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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