I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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