To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We are two peas in an std pod
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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