so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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