"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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