just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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