Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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