If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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