there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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