I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
So. Much. Porn.
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