Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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