Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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