That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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