i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
