sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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