would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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