"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no you cant smoke seaweed
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
There's even glitter on my cock...
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