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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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