these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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