Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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