Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.