At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet