Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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