i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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