dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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