I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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