It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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