ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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