we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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