K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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