i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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