Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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