in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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