Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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