i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
