I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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