Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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