3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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