he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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