so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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