We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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