Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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