i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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