THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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