Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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