wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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