There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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