Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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