Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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