just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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