are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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