i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
