Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
